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Due to Royal Mail™ changing their postal sizing and pricing we have moved to a Courier service to continue our high quality service our UK customers. There will be a slight increase in shipping cost but that now includes on-line tracking and other benefits.However, Royal Mail First class standard and Special Delivery 24 hour guaranteed is still available if you want it quick!

American style
23\"x 4\"

(580mm x 95mm)
wooden school
Punishment Paddle
or

\"Attitude Adjuster\"

(for naughty people)

Please note that the photo is similar to the paddle you will receive.

Thislong style of spanking paddle is more daunting than the 18\" one and if applied,even lightly, your backside would be really stinging!

However, make no mistake this not only painful - itis also VERY stingy too! The extra length obviously allows the blade totravel faster and the impact is greater.

This is the result ofseveral special orders for long paddles and now we are making them available toall.

Going by the amount I sell of our18\" x 95mm paddles these are becoming more popular here in the UK too let alone Spain, Australia and believe it or not by the quantity I export to the USA interest is there too for quality punishment paddlesand lately we have been shipping sets to Poland, Latvia, Norway, Germany,Portugal, Israel and recently to the \"Russian Federation\".

This is 580mm long (23\") long, 95mm (4\" approx) wide and approx 18mm(⅞\") thick and made from Pine - a pale white wood, similar to Canadian Spruce, from a sustainable source. **all measurements are approximate and havebeen adjusted due to new size requirements by Royal Mail**

Note the edges have been machinedround and smoothed so as not to damage the skin, hand sanded and finished with acoating of \"cellulose sanding sealer\" to bring out the beautiful natural woodgrain and given 3 coats of durable hygienic wipe clean Cellulose & Melamine Lacquer for H&S reasons. This gives a smooth soft touch feel to the surface when handling but doesn\'t feel soft when used.

It weighs about 350 grams (over ½lb see note below) and this is what makes it so stinging. If it were used as intended itwill leave a long lasting sting!

The paddle blade covers a wider area and it iseasy to handle therefore not much effort or strength is required toto get the desired results but remember the length also allows it to accelerate faster and therefore the energy is displaced deeper overthe same area.

Ideal for fun, a conversation piece and a butter pat in an emergency?
(no pun intended - US slang \'butt\')

However, this is soldunder rules as a decorative item only is not to be used for the purpose it was originally designed for.

You could use it for patting butter or building sand castles!

Would make a very \"interesting\" and \"erotic\" gift for those naughty friends of yours?

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**NOTE** This item isnow outside the UK Royal Mail™ size guidelines and therefore can no longer be sent bystandard First Class Post in the UK at a sensible price - Overseas addresses are different due to International size conventions.

UK Buyers - This item will be sent using a Courier servicewith tracking and compensation.

However, a 24 hour (expensive) SpecialDelivery option is available if you really need it quick.

This is a private sale and buyers details will be kept anonymous as will response. If you don\'t want response please email me.

This will be sent in a plain wrapper with only your delivery address and my return address on the reverse to any address you request in writing at time of ordering.

There will be noidentification of contents on the package.

Pleasenote that all export orders outside the EU will be declared as \"Reproductionmixing paddle or kitchen equipment\"

**NOTE**Overseas buyers, especially US, Canadian, Australian, \"Eastern European\" andRussian purchasers please consider \"International Signed for\" or \"AirSure\"postage - both are insured against loss and \"AirSure\" is tracked.

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I cannotbe held responsible for non-delivery once it leaves the UK which, I am told, iswithin 24 hours of posting - I always get a dated postal receipt.

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Conditions

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General

Please pay as soon as you win the item. I accept PayPal, Postal Orders. UK Cheques (if you really must).Overseas buyers MUST use PayPal and pay in GB Pounds (sterling). Please considerone of the priority services for export as it really does speed up deliverytimes and it is covered by insurance and AirSure is tracked.

If sending payment I expect payment within 3 days and please use checkout.Please email and tell me then I won\'t have to keep pestering you.

Please avoid E-cheques with PayPal as it can take up to20 days to process.

**important**

If youintend to pay by other means please email to advise of how you intend to pay otherwise youroffer may be cancelled. No communication after 3 days I shall consideropening a \"Non Payer\" dispute.

Make sure you have means to pay for the goods you intend to buy before proceeding. I willban non paying buyers / buyers from buying or offerding on my future listings.

Shipping

I generally ship items within 24 hours of payment. I will generally ship world wide for the cost of shipping plus a reasonable amount for packaging etc.

Items ordered before 2pm (UK time) willbe posted the same day except Wednesdays.

Shipping by MyHermes Courier takes longer and is collected within 24 hours.

Sometimes I offer \"free\" shipping to UK addresses. Overseas customers will also benefit from this but I will charge a nominal fee for the extra cost .